boy #1 - 'hey do you want to go to cowboys and aliens, a movie you have absolutely zero desire to see, in stead of watching the LSU vs. Alabama football game?'

boy #2 - 'hey do you want to go salsa dancing? even though you have no rhythm and will most likely make yourself look like a fool?

boy #1 again - 'hey do you want to see the symphony and miss your flag football game?'

where are all the men that will appreciate my limited likes of football, basketball, and not salsa dancing? am i asking too much?